that's an acceptable place to lick
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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