i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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