so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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