do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
