he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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