So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think people are normalizing furries
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