Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.