He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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