She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.