is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident