I love black thongs
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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