so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
