i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
