I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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