No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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