Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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