Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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