It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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