I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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