"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it glows. i had to have it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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