You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
