just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it hurts more in the daytime
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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