help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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