I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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