She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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