Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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