Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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