Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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