He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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