Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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