you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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