at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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