Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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