THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
well you can't waste a boner
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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