I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We have started to decorate penises.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
