So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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