I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No more Irish car bombs ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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