Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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