I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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