East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
