Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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