...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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