Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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