return my video game
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
