honey bunches of taint.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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