i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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