To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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