if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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