I wanna bring you to show and tell
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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