dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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