How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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