Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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