She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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