Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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