I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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