She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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