she pinky promised me she was 18
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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